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Apr 06

Anonymous asked: LOL. Great minds think alike. When I saw the video on You Tube I thought the same thing because it reminded me of my morning ritual of feeling for my glasses. My vision sucks too. My contacts are -9 and my glasses are even stronger. How blind are you? Also, when can we expect the full episode?

Hahahha. I’m right at that prescription. Full episode in the next week or two. We’re about 70% complete. Curious, how’d you find the video?

Apr 05

Anonymous asked: The guy in bed looks like he has to feel for his glasses - he can't see for real. True?

Yep. That’s me. Blind from birth. Do we share the same experience? :)

Apr 03

RESENTMENT.

RESENTMENT.

Anonymous asked: how did he get so sneaky?

Years of proper training by his mother. No discipline as a child. He got away with EVERYTHING.

Apr 02

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Feb 19

I CAN’T WAIT!!!

I CAN’T WAIT!!!

Feb 18

jamiesimko:

krisspencer:

jamiesimko:

jeffreylocke:

krisspencer:

booger129:

I love henley shirts.

^

Yeah, henley shirts … that’s what we love.

Yeah…. Shirts. I’m all about looking at nice shirts, son. Wowww, son! That shirt, son! Can you believe that shirt, son? Wowwww!

AND BOOBS OKAY. AND BOOBS.

No. Look at the button placement on there; so damn accurate! The lines in that fabric are so aesthetically pleasing to my eyes!

Dammit, I just want to rub that FABRIC ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

jamiesimko:

krisspencer:

jamiesimko:

jeffreylocke:

krisspencer:

booger129:

I love henley shirts.

^

Yeah, henley shirts … that’s what we love.

Yeah…. Shirts. I’m all about looking at nice shirts, son. Wowww, son! That shirt, son! Can you believe that shirt, son? Wowwww!

AND BOOBS OKAY. AND BOOBS.

No. Look at the button placement on there; so damn accurate! The lines in that fabric are so aesthetically pleasing to my eyes!

Dammit, I just want to rub that FABRIC ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

Feb 17

“What Would Jesus Drink? FORGIVEN ENERGY, YOU SINNER! NOW GUZZLE, BI%*H!” - Chandler

What Would Jesus Drink? FORGIVEN ENERGY, YOU SINNER! NOW GUZZLE, BI%*H!” - Chandler

Feb 16

Pinterest.

Pinterest.